- Seagull manager -A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
- SITCOMs-Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a ‘home business’.
- 404-Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message ‘404 Not Found’ meaning that the requested document could not be located.
- ASSMOSIS.-The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by
sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
- SALMON DAY The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
- PICASSO BUM -A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks
- GREYHOUND. -A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
- AUSSIE KISS. -Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.