Saturday, February 06, 2010

Oh Boy The Olympics are Coming!!!

LOCAL  NEWSPAPER  HEADLINES FOR THE  OLYMPICS

"900 RCMP CAMERAS INSTALLED FOR OLYMPICS ....AND BEYOND"

"BOMB SNIFFING DOGS ON VANCOUVER TRANSIT"

"BC GOVERNMENT SPENDS NEARLY 1MILLION ON OLYMPIC TICKETS"

"800 TEACHERS RECEIVE POSSIBLE LAY OFF NOTICES AFTER DEFICIT FORECAST" (think this one doesn't fit read the one above)

"WHISTLER INTRAWEST ON THE AUCTION" "BLOCK: BUSINESS AS USUAL"

"MONTH TO GO...WHERE'S THE SNOW?"

"BAILOUT GAMES"
All levels of government have had to come to the financial rescue of the 2010 Winter Olympics, leaving you on the hook for the tab."

"RED TENT CAMPAIGN PLANNED FOR HOMELESS DURING OLYMPICS"

"OLYMPIC ROAD CLOSURES START IN NOVEMBER"

"SEX AND THE GAMES"
industry gears up
Vancouver escort agencies and strip clubs report huge surge in demand a head of Olympics; bishop warns of human trafficking threat

"SEX SELLS DURING OLYMPICS"
Sex trade workers across the country converge on Vancouver

"FREE REHERSAL TICKETS BEING SOLD ON CRAIGSLIST"
Scalping by volunteers, performers criticized in online forums


 Well, I don't know about you, but I can hardly wait for the five ring circus to begin.

4 comments:

  1. No problem, just have all the laid off teachers become escorts. Problem solved. ;-)

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  2. Wicked solution, Lorelei, but it would probably increase their standard of living *snert*.

    Why is the Olympics a traveling circus? It originated in Greece; I say let it stay there, permanently. I'm sure the Japanese can help them figure out how to make it snow in the Mediterranean on cue.

    I'd definitely go to Greece to see the Olympics. As far as I know, Greece isn't on anybody's shit list and doesn't have their own shit list (probably all the ouzo, I'd definitely try some real Greek ouzo). Plus, they had really cool Gods and Goddesses once.

    Yep, it's definitely time to send the Greek Olympics back to Mount Olympia in Greece and let them determine the scoring systems.

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  4. Well,The newspaper do make a fuss about Olympic.Why? Because their sale increases.Courtesy of Pay Per Click Services

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