Way to Go Girls!

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY one of them from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be a girl.
We should have known only WOMEN would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Being too tired and too busy to post anything of my own making I thought I would give you all a Christmas chuckle.